"Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark."
           -- Anonymouse

"The owl of Minerva spreads its wings only with the falling of the dusk."  -- GWF Hegel

"Some people get off on morphine and some people get off on morphing."
     -- Unknown

"Whether it's crack or china girls, it's still an addiction."
     -- Unknown

Customer to Barrista: Your decaf is so good ... it gives me a buzz
Barrista: As a courtesy to our clients, we spike our decaf with a shot of real espresso

"Taking pleasure in others' misfortunes"
     -- Sitno N. Kroam

"Streetgirls bringing sailors into hotel must pay for room in advance."   -- The Management

"Beware of pickpockets and loose women"
     -- Sign at Elephant and Castle